Wednesday 4 February 2009

The first of the first of the first.

The first post. Until today I had not considered doing a blog. Not sure if thats how you say it doing a blog sounds like a faintly disgusting sexual act. Anyway I'm doing it now.

I have decided to write and tell you all the things that maybe going on, have been going on and will be going on at my pub The Mothers Ruin. Thats all the lovley new music we put on, all about the strange creatures that play it and come to see it and various random facts about nothing at all. You might want to read it, you might not.

Anyway, last Friday (30.01.09) the wonderful band Nought graced us with their prescence. They were really quite good, a little bit jazzy for my own personal tastes, but if you like The Minutemen crossed with John Coltrane they would have been right up your street. Unfortunatly they had egos bigger than Bono and pissed the bar staff off no end, despite us doing everything we could to make them welcome (free food. free beer). When the drummer started screaming like a small child about his wallet being stolen (he left it on the pool table, idiot!) I was tempted to believe in divine retribution. Unfortunately he found it later.

Sat (31.01.09) saw another Splashback! hit the Ruin, If anybody reading has ever been to this night of bizarre, random mess they will know why we are still clearing up from it. I just have a couple of notices, could whoever left their Asda own brand jockey briefs stuffed in the gents cistern (they had had a little accident, poor love) please come and claim them from behind the bar, and please could everybody stop drawing cocks in the condensation on the windows!!! it's doing me swede in!

  Well, tonight we have a big party for the UWE textiles course, fundraising for their show. And on Thursday the Jelas host Nitkowski + Shield your Eyes which should be BOSS!! tell you about it later!!

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